Americans will always be fatter — and always have stoners better able to satisfy an onset of the munches — because of the advanced food science and the relentless marketing that brings out stuff like this:
England, you may have achieved an Honorable Mention in Mad Science for the dreaded lasagna sandwich, but you’re just not committed to shamelessly artificial food the way the US is. Kudos, DiGiorno, for making it easier than ever for us to make even more poor choices all at once.
[Via World of Wonder]