Filthy Christmas

As usual, there’s a bit of press here and there in the build-up to John Waters visit to London to do his Christmas show at Royal Festival Hall next week. (I’ve had the tickets for months already.) This article in the Financial Times, of all places, is one of the better I’ve read lately — some new tidbits, some insight, and apparently written by someone who knows Waters work well enough (or has bothered to look into it well enough) to go a little deeper than the usual recycled PR.

‘He has swiveled again from the salacious to the jokey, and it occurs to me that this is what Waters does: confront the audience with something transgressive and render it unthreatening and comical. He relishes words like “creepy”, “hideous” and “filthy”, but makes them sound like good, clean fun.’

John Waters lounging at home

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A Type Nerd’s Time in India

Last year I submitted an article to a very excellent zine called FAQNP (which stands for, mischievously, “FAQNP‘s a Queer Nerd Publication”) for their “Queer Nerd Travel Guide” issue, since I’m a queer nerd who travels a lot.

FAQNP #3

The gents at FAQNP have kindly agreed to let me reprint my story about how Western brands drop their typographic standards when they trade in India. You should repay that kindness and check out some of their back issues or cool merchandise.

Spread from FAQNP #3

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Hideous porn

Okay, while I’m thinking of John Waters, let me mention that time that I was able to catch up with my oldest pal, filmmaker and Oscar nominee (GOD, how I love just tossing that in) Eddie Schmidt when he was back in New York for a couple of days in 2005.

Eddie and I have shared and mutually encouraged an appreciation for John Waters for over 25 years now, and he was bubbling with excitement with news that he couldn’t talk about openly. He confessed that when he left New York the next day, he was off to spend an afternoon in Provincetown with John, interviewing him for his latest documentary about the MPAA. While I died with envy a little, I was also deeply excited that Eddie had scored such a great subject for his film, and I knew that he would be able to draw out some great thoughts of John’s on the subject.

That little clip above is a tiny segment of the footage of John (captured during the hours he and Eddie spent together) that made its way into This Film Is Not Yet Rated, directed by Kirby Dick and produced by Eddie. (It’s great, by the way, and you really should see it, and not just to catch the rest of the John Waters interview.) Of course, I would love to have been a fly on the wall for Eddie’s entire visit so I could catch the rest of their conversation, but I have to be content with the footage in the film and what Eddie’s told me.

John, if you’re out there: Are you interested in typefaces? Queer zines? Comic books? Call me!

The key to happiness

Lunch with John Waters

I write about John Waters so often that I should probably just give him a subcategory of his own. He’s my hero, my inspiration, my favourite entertainer. How can I not file away the best bits from him that I come across? How can I not document our occasional interactions?

This interview from The Guardian is short, but an entertaining read as always. It has the ring of Waters starting the press junket for his Christmas tour (which I’ll see when it comes here), but it has a few details I haven’t known about before, and that’s a rare pleasure. The most charming one is that he’s a big fan of wine gums, since they are a favourite of mine. Kismet! Once again, I followed in his footsteps without knowing it.

Live from New York: It’s Pink Mince #8

Pink Mince 8

If you haven’t already, you should grab a copy of the new Pink Mince #8. And it’s not just me who thinks so:

“totally fantastic, one of the best yet. Will have to book a ticket to NY!”

“Best issue yet.”

“Don’t you just LOVE when a new Pink Mince arrives …? Spesh when you’re in it! Beautiful work once again”

“Loving the new issue….entertaining and informative. What more could a man want?”

“Pink Mince. What can I say. I love it!”

“Page 16, with a beard, sitting against a tree. Are you fricking kidding me …? Where the hell was I in 1976 …?”

An apology to everyone waiting for Pink Mince #8

Fucked Mince

See that? That’s what the world’s worst printer thinks is acceptable quality for plain black type and a solid black bar — not a scan, not an image, nothing fancy. Plain black text set with real fonts, printed on normal paper with a laser printer. Are you thinking a $50 inkjet printer would do better? Are you thinking potato stamps would do better? So am I. And this latest disaster is the last straw.

I’m going to name and shame here. Fallen Angel Media in Bristol target their services toward independent comics and zine publishers, an idea I fully support, obviously, and one which kept me with them through mistake after mistake that has dogged Pink Mince since the first issue. For a long time, they were able to keep their prices low enough that I felt like I had no choice but to put up with the problems, but the prices have been creeping up, the service has been getting slower and slower, and their attention to quality — at least for me, or at least for the kind of straightforward mix of text and images that Pink Mince requires — has failed to improve.

I’m no stranger to print production. I’ve been at this for over 20 years, and I find it difficult to accept that it’s so utterly impossible to print words and images together that both have to suffer over and over again. So screw it. I’m done paying to wait a month to see if a lovingly assembled issue will look like shit or not. I’m done hoping they don’t object to the content. If I must, I’d rather pay a little more to do justice to the superb work that people are kind enough to contribute, not to mention that work I put in, too.

So I’m sorry to everyone who has already ordered copies of Pink Mince #8, and to the subscribers, and to the contributors. It’s going to be about another week until I see if the kind printer nearby — who is equally baffled by Fallen Angel’s problems — can rescue this issue. Please be patient while I try to get the best result possible out to all of you.