Watch out if you see this guy at IML, Folsom, or your local Eagle: when he tells you he wants to be your master, he’s not playing around! If he just wanted someone to polish boots he probably wouldn’t have the Justice Society on his case quite so often. Either way, I bet he has a really low BLUF number.
Somehow I imagine Vandal Savage as one of those types you often saw at the Lure….all “Master and Savage” when you meet him, but his secret lair is full of lavender soap, teddy bears and autographed pictures of Lorna Luft. I think he was Degaton’s bitch.
Interestingly enough, when you click on the link that you so kindly provided, Mr. Savage looks much more like the Oscar Wildean dandy that I remember him as.
Is that a sword or some sort of a dildo off his left hip?
Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
Note to self: in the next script, have barbarian use sword hilt as dildo.
Damn, ol’ Vandal’s gone all Tom of Finland on us!