The Original Boy Butter

Happy Boy Margarine

I don’t even know where to begin. Should I talk about the photo (wretched but intriguing, like a Stepford kid), the typography (strangely modernistic for a product with that down-to-earth feel), or the very notion that a package like this is supposed to entice someone to buy a cheap and greasy butter substitute? You be the judge. My mind is already reeling.

Zum Stammtisch!

The Jolly German at Zum Stammtisch

For Alex’s bachelor party two weeks ago, we dragged ourselves all the way out to Zum Stammtisch, home of the best German food in New York. (Especially since Yorkville and its plethora of German restaurants has pretty much ceased to exist.) It’s way the hell out in the middle of Queens, but it’s totally worth the effort to get there. Mark found it by accident years ago when we first lived together in Bushwick, and it’s a crime that we waited a full seven years to get ourselves back for a second visit.

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