Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, I discover that they’re making a TV miniseries based on one of my all-time favorite movies (for reasons both high and low), The Poseidon Adventure. That could’ve been a bad enough idea on its own (because you don’t fuck with a classic, OK?), but they managed to make it worse. This time, the ship isn’t capsized by a tidal wave — it’s capsized by…