Looking for yet another way to waste hours of your time? Check out the hilarious collection of covers at Superman Is a Dick. It’s a shame they don’t write stories about all Superman’s attempts to murder, humiliate, or double-cross his friends and loved ones anymore. The world needs to know!
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That is one fantastic site!
This is hilarious, and instantly reminded me of one of the all-time classic anti-Superman websites at http://www.seanbaby.com/super.htm
Heard this one? Two guys are sitting at the bar in one of those sky-tower, 360-view-of-the-city restaurants. The mopy-looking businessman says to the other drinker, “I bet you $100 that I can jump out of that window behind us and survive.” The other guy says, “You’re on! This I gotta see.” The first guy opens the window, steps on out… and after a moment, he just drifts right back to the window ledge. “How the heck did you do that?” the other guy wonders, as he’s handing over a hundred dollars. “It’s just the air currents and the winds around the sky tower this time of year. Perfectly safe. It’s kinda fun.” The second guy opens the window, steps out, and falls to his death. The bartender comments, “You’re a mean drunk, Mr. Kent.”
There’s another variation of this material (plus lots of other suggestive goodies) at http://www.superdickery.com.