Google Me, Baby

I make it a point not to look at my site logs, since the last thing I need is something else to obsess about. In a frantic search for somethign to post that wasn’t all about me and how grumpy I am, though, I finally caved in and scanned for Google search results. Why now? After all, everyone else always does it when they need a quick bit of content:

Sparky sex
cheap flattery
morph changes to rogue
secret crushes
nude nerds
gut hangs over pants
secret paparazzi pictures
I didn’t win a bloggie
jessie model gay
I failed my road test
one balled wonder
undersea sex
funny pictures jeans make my ass look big
don’t be gay Sparky
swinging couple williamsburg horny
ultra love jeans
gay nerds
frank gehry bad atrocious
evil dave tattoo
hipster hair
Home Depot homos
crazy sex in nutley

And that barely scratches the surface. I didn’t even want to get into the depths of depravity that people thought they might find here. I hope everyone found what they were looking for!

31 thoughts on “Google Me, Baby”

  1. Regardless, these “referral” posts always crack me up. You can’t write this stuff!

  2. I must be missing something – still haven’t figured out what I am missing in looking this stuff up for my site.

  6. I would like to know where I can buy or shop for ultra love jeans. My searches on the net have not turned up much.
    Thanks

  7. yyou can buy some ultralove jeans at 5.7.9. it’s a store. heard of it? also maybe at rainbow another store owned by the same company. cya!

  8. MI’m also looking for ultralove jeans. My daughter loves them. Found once at Great Mall in Milpitas, haven’t seen anywhere since. 10/23/03

  9. yaa, u can get them sometimes at Bob’s or Charlotte Ruge..dont know the spellin 4 Rouge w/e hhehe

  10. I love ultra love jeans too, I can’t find them anywhere but 579. I found them last year, but this year they were not as great as the pair I bought last year. I will keep looking though for them at different places.

  11. i bought my ultralove jeans at charlotte russe, but i really want more! i would LOVE to buy them online, but i just can’t find them anywhere!! any help would be appreciated!

  12. I have a pair I of ultralove jeans and I get comments on them all the time. Has anyone found a site on the net for them I would love to be able to look at different styles.

  13. me too! ultra love jeans r the only jeans that really fit me! i know they are at 579,but dont see them anywhere else! i just need jeans that fit like double zero jeans! help!

  15. i kno i love ultra love jeans and i wear a double “00” and they are the only ones taht fit every other one has large inseam.. if anyone ever finds out.. let me know!

  17. I love ultralove jeans I am a 00 but for some reason thay split by the pockets it really sucks. I get them at 579.

  19. I love ultra love jeans, and I have been looking for a 579 store in the area, but I’m not having much luck. Does anyone know of any 579 stores in the New Jersey area?

  20. I love the way Ultralove jeans fit!! The only place I’ve found them is 579 and now they don’t carry much of them anymore. PLEASE tell me where else I can find them. Thanks!!

  21. haha not to be repeative or ne thing but i can’t find these jeans ANYWHERE! i found a pair at COS put now i can’t find ne more and i hate it there my favorite! any halp?

  23. I want Ultralove Jeans too!!! They fit me perfect, but I have bought all the ones they have at 5-7-9, but I want more!!! I have been looking all over the place and searching the web also even for another pair of jeans called Spacegirl jeans (they fit alot like Ultralove – I found both at 5-7-9! It’s so crazy all of you girls want them too. It seems they would have a web sight or something huh??? My 5-7-9 store has quite a big selection – If anyone here lives in Albuquerque, NM or anywhere close by – but I would be blown away, because it sucks here, but just wanted to tell you that and if anyone finds a sight on the web (other than like e-bay) or a store that caries them, let me know – Thanks

  24. Omigosh! I love Ultralove jeans! They’re the most comfortable pants I’ve ever had but they split by my back pocket so now i can’t wear them anymore! i checked at the 579 store but i didn’t see the jeans that i had. please let me know if anyone finds out where else i could possibly find them! Thanks!

  25. i only have one pair of jeans that i love so much and they are ultra love… i got them but now they are falling apart. haha its funny so many people love them so much..

  27. I love Ultra Love Jeans too, but the place I found them at was called “Deb”, usually found in malls.

  28. OMG I LOVE ULTRALOVE JEANS SOO FREAKN’ MUCH!!!
    I GET THEM AT 5-7-9 TOO LOL IDK WHERE ELSE TO FIND THEM, I WEAR 00 TOO AND THEY R THE ONLY JEANS THAT FIT! BUT TRY PARIS BLUES IN SIZE 0 THEY FIT GOOD TOO, MUDD IN SIZE 0 IS GOOD TOO, BUT IF THEY MADE MUDD IN 00 OMG THEY’D BE PERFECT ‘CAUSE YOU CAN FIND THEM EVERYWHERE. BUT MY FAVE JEANS ARE ULTRA LOVE!!!

  31. Hey Girls, My loss is your gain! I bought my daughter two pairs of Ultra love jeans for christmas and she removed the tags & pitched them only to find out that they were too small! I have 2 pairs of size 00; brand new without the tags jeans; one light in color the other is dark and they both are gorgeous. If anyone would be interested in buying them.. I’ll sell them for half the price I paid. Email me back, thanks Jayne
    jaynejim@hotmail.com

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