Bawdy Engineers

You can all have fun quoting the crazy phrases that show up in your search-engine logs, but I would like to offer a few of the zany entries from some forms I’m creating at work today:

  • Shaft Stiffness Ratio
  • Coupling Guard [Like a crossing guard?]
  • Mechanical Seal Gland
  • Non-Spark Coupling Guard Required [Typical, just typical]
  • Throat Bushing Required
  • Throttle Bushing
  • Barrier Flush Plan

Yes, it’s that dull a day that I have to look for naughty humor just to pass the time.