I’m tired. In my efforts to shed my commuter’s sleep schedule, I’ve been staying up later and later and sleeping irregularly, and now I can’t get drowsy before 4 in the morning. It’s hell on those mornings when I have to get up for meetings and stuff. I need to pretend I have jet lag and stay awake for 30 hours or so and shock myself back into a schedule that is a little more practical. (Note: This would be slightly related to the tactic that got me in this mess in the forst place, back when I decided to go out and stay out all night, just because I could for the first time in seven months.)