{"id":761,"date":"2002-05-30T12:22:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-30T12:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2002\/05\/30\/google_me_baby\/"},"modified":"2024-11-30T03:15:24","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T08:15:24","slug":"google_me_baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2002\/05\/30\/google_me_baby\/","title":{"rendered":"Google Me, Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I make it a point not to look at my site logs,<\/strong> since the last thing I need is something else to obsess about. In a frantic search for somethign to post that wasn&#8217;t all about me and how grumpy I am, though, I finally caved in and scanned for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\">Google<\/a> search results. Why now? After all, everyone else always does it when they need a quick bit of content:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sparky sex<br \/>\ncheap flattery<br \/>\nmorph changes to rogue<br \/>\nsecret crushes<br \/>\nnude nerds<br \/>\ngut hangs over pants<br \/>\nsecret paparazzi pictures<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t win a bloggie<br \/>\njessie model gay<br \/>\nI failed my road test<br \/>\none balled wonder<br \/>\nundersea sex<br \/>\nfunny pictures jeans make my ass look big<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t be gay Sparky<br \/>\nswinging couple williamsburg horny<br \/>\nultra love jeans<br \/>\ngay nerds<br \/>\nfrank gehry bad atrocious<br \/>\nevil dave tattoo<br \/>\nhipster hair<br \/>\nHome Depot homos<br \/>\ncrazy sex in nutley<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And that barely scratches the surface. I didn\u2019t even want to get into the depths of depravity that people thought they might find here. I hope everyone found what they were looking for!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I make it a point not to look at my site logs, since the last thing I need is something else to obsess about. In a frantic search for somethign to post that wasn&#8217;t all about me and how grumpy I am, though, I finally caved in and scanned for Google search results. Why now? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2002\/05\/30\/google_me_baby\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Google Me, Baby&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultranerdy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=761"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77076,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions\/77076"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}