{"id":6,"date":"1996-08-10T18:41:40","date_gmt":"1996-08-10T18:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/1996\/08\/10\/broiling_or_fry\/"},"modified":"2024-11-27T14:46:20","modified_gmt":"2024-11-27T19:46:20","slug":"broiling_or_fry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/1996\/08\/10\/broiling_or_fry\/","title":{"rendered":"Broiling or Frying Teenagers?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/celopak.gif\" alt=\"Cel-O-Pak Meat-O-Mat\" width=\"360\" height=\"132\" align=\"center\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>I found this little gem on the roof<\/strong> of my building one day, apparently a leftover from my landlord\u2019s Memorial Day barbecue. I\u2019m so enamored of this mysterious boxtop that I don&#8217;t even really want to know exactly what it is. I\u2019m afraid that the brutal truth would only convince me that Meat-O-Mat really isn&#8217;t good for teenagers.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>[Note:<\/strong> I didn&#8217;t have a blog per se when this entry was written. I just had a hand-coded site with a few pages. I added and properly backdated all that stuff to show what I had been posting online, and this is just the oldest one I could find.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this little gem on the roof of my building one day, apparently a leftover from my landlord\u2019s Memorial Day barbecue. I\u2019m so enamored of this mysterious boxtop that I don&#8217;t even really want to know exactly what it is. I\u2019m afraid that the brutal truth would only convince me that Meat-O-Mat really isn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/1996\/08\/10\/broiling_or_fry\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Broiling or Frying Teenagers?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrahistorical","category-ultrascrapbook","category-ultratypographic"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71284,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions\/71284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}