{"id":591,"date":"2001-10-11T12:28:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-11T12:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/10\/11\/coming_out_agai\/"},"modified":"2024-11-28T09:23:14","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T14:23:14","slug":"coming_out_agai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/10\/11\/coming_out_agai\/","title":{"rendered":"Coming Out Again and Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>In the spirit of <a title=\"No, really, I\u2019m gay. I swear.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hrc.org\/ncop\/\">National Coming Out Day<\/a>,<\/strong> I would just like to confirm all your little suspicions: <i>Yes, I am a big homo.<\/i> Ladies, I\u2019m sorry to disappoint, but it\u2019s true. I like to give it and take it up the butt and in the mouth. (Mom, I\u2019m sorry you had to read that.) In the sack (or behind the shack), I like chest hair and Adam\u2019s apples and external sex organs and chests without soft, fleshy protuberances. And, well, I don\u2019t think it means much more than that. There may be ancillary effects, but I don\u2019t think any of them are direct results of my preference for man-man lovin\u2019. But still, there you have it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of National Coming Out Day, I would just like to confirm all your little suspicions: Yes, I am a big homo. Ladies, I\u2019m sorry to disappoint, but it\u2019s true. I like to give it and take it up the butt and in the mouth. (Mom, I\u2019m sorry you had to read that.) &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/10\/11\/coming_out_agai\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Coming Out Again and Again&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultragay","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71758,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions\/71758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}