{"id":523,"date":"2001-08-17T12:17:00","date_gmt":"2001-08-17T12:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/08\/17\/autocontent\/"},"modified":"2024-11-28T17:36:41","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T22:36:41","slug":"autocontent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/08\/17\/autocontent\/","title":{"rendered":"Autocontent"},"content":{"rendered":"

Why do I feel like we\u2019re all filling out someone\u2019s slam book?<\/strong> Oh wait, because we\u2019re basically doing the fin de si\u00e8cle<\/i> version of that. We really are just 14-year-old girls at heart:<\/p>\n

I have: work that I should be doing
\nI see: clearly now, the rain is gone
\nI need: to be out of debt
\nI find: lint in my bellybutton
\nI want: A room with a view, or at least a cellular signal
\nI have: more good friends than I have time to enjoy
\nI wish: that thing never happened (more realistically, though: treats<\/a>)
\nI love: all of you, each and every one
\nI hate: only two people, because they hurt people who deserved better
\nI miss: solvency
\nI fear: more now than ever
\nI feel: lonelier than I care to admit
\nI hear: the hum of a tiny fan, the low rumble of the HVAC
\nI smell: I\u2019m rubber and you’re glue…
\nI crave: a grilled cheese and bacon
\nI search: for a fella who\u2019ll keep me on my toes, but in a good way
\nI wonder: Do you hear me when you sleep?
\nI regret: Oh, if you only knew…
\nWhen was the last time you…<\/i>
\nSmiled: This morning, but that\u2019s easy
\nLaughed: Last night, a lot
\nCried: Last month, but I choked it back
\nBought something: 3 hours ago
\nDanced: Why, just last night, a little. A few weeks ago, in earnest
\nWere sarcastic: When do I stop?
\nKissed someone: Wednesday night
\nTalked to an ex: Sunday before last
\nWatched your favorite movie: Yeah, like I could narrow down to a favorite
\nHad a nightmare: Can\u2019t remember
\nLast book you read: Open Secret : Gay Hollywood, 1928-2000<\/a>,<\/i> David Ehrenstein
\nLast movie you saw: 101 Reykjavik<\/a><\/i>
\nLast song you heard: \u201cAin\u2019t Nobody\u2019s Business But My Own,\u201d Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Jordan
\nLast thing you had to drink: Snapple, the sugary monkey on my back
\nLast time you showered: 4 hours ago
\nLast thing you ate: Boston creme doughnut
\nSmoke: Nope
\nDo drugs: Not even once
\nHave sex: Now and then, at irregular intervals
\nSleep with stuffed animals: Nope
\nLive in the moment: At least a couple of times a day
\nHad a dream that keeps coming back: Not for a few years. Too bad, because I miss the flying.
\nPlay an instrument: Only in a metaphorical sense
\nBelieve there is life on other planets: Oh yeah
\nRemember your first love: Sure do
\nStill love him\/her: I love her more then ever
\nRead the newspaper: On a Palm Pilot
\nHave any gay or lesbian friends: Er, you do<\/i> read this site, right?
\nBelieve in miracles: I believe I\u2019ll never be able to explain everything that happens, and I like that
\nBelieve it\u2019s possible to remain faithful forever: I suppose that depends on how you define \u201cfaithful\u201d
\nConsider yourself tolerant of others: Much more than I ought to be
\nConsider love a mistake: Egads, no! Specific instances, maybe.
\nLike the taste of alcohol: Blech!
\nHave a favorite candy: Reese\u2019s peanut butter cups, really good marzipan
\nBelieve in astrology: No, despite being a textbook example of Virgo
\nBelieve in God: Shyeah, right
\nBelieve in magic: I kinda wish I did
\nPray: Only facetiously
\nGo to church: I try to avoid it
\nHave any pets: Just the spiders and the mosquitoes
\nTalk to strangers who IM you: Not if I can\u2019t identify them
\nWear hats: Only under duress
\nHave any piercings: Not any more
\nHave any tattoos: Three, with more planned
\nHate yourself: Not like I used to
\nHave an obsession: that\u2019s a strong word, don\u2019t you think?
\nHave a secret crush: I have a backlog of them
\nCollect anything: Woodtype, old signs, foreign coins, art books, self-esteem problems
\nHave a best friend: An embarrassment of riches in that category
\nWish on stars: A little corny, don\u2019t you think?
\nLike your handwriting: Despite what you see, no
\nHave any bad habits: Shall we start with the \u201cA\u201d section?
\nCare about looks: See \u201cself-esteem problems,\u201d above
\nBelieve in witches: Not as much as they believe in themselves
\nBelieve in Satan: Oh, please
\nBelieve in ghosts: I just chalk that up to unexplained phenomena<\/p>\n

Play along, kids! Drop me links to your answers in the comments section.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Why do I feel like we\u2019re all filling out someone\u2019s slam book? Oh wait, because we\u2019re basically doing the fin de si\u00e8cle version of that. We really are just 14-year-old girls at heart: I have: work that I should be doing I see: clearly now, the rain is gone I need: to be out of … Continue reading “Autocontent”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71852,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions\/71852"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}