{"id":517,"date":"2001-08-13T15:24:00","date_gmt":"2001-08-13T15:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/?p=517"},"modified":"2024-11-30T00:10:24","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T05:10:24","slug":"bawdy_engineers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/08\/13\/bawdy_engineers\/","title":{"rendered":"Bawdy Engineers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>You can all have fun<\/strong> quoting the crazy phrases that show up in your search-engine logs, but I would like to offer a few of the zany entries from some forms I\u2019m creating at <a title=\"Do the engineers realize how much fun we have with this stuff?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.asme.org\/codes\">work<\/a> today:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Shaft Stiffness Ratio<\/li>\n<li>Coupling Guard <i>[Like a crossing guard?]<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Mechanical Seal Gland<\/li>\n<li>Non-Spark Coupling Guard Required <i>[Typical, just typical]<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Throat Bushing Required<\/li>\n<li>Throttle Bushing<\/li>\n<li>Barrier Flush Plan<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Yes, it\u2019s that dull a day that I have to look for naughty humor just to pass the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can all have fun quoting the crazy phrases that show up in your search-engine logs, but I would like to offer a few of the zany entries from some forms I\u2019m creating at work today: Shaft Stiffness Ratio Coupling Guard [Like a crossing guard?] Mechanical Seal Gland Non-Spark Coupling Guard Required [Typical, just typical] &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/08\/13\/bawdy_engineers\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bawdy Engineers&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76975,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions\/76975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}