{"id":384,"date":"2001-02-17T14:59:00","date_gmt":"2001-02-17T14:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/02\/17\/the_paw\/"},"modified":"2024-11-28T09:37:19","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T14:37:19","slug":"the_paw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/02\/17\/the_paw\/","title":{"rendered":"The Paw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I am such a procrastinating bastard.<\/strong> I <i>must<\/i> go get my laundry so I can start packing so I can get the hell out of this country, but I can&#8217;t seem to tear myself away from perusing the cute punk rock boys at <a href=\"http:\/\/makeoutclub.com\/03\/boysframe.html\">the Make Out Club<\/a>. I am officially on my way to becoming a lech.<\/p>\n<p>Not as bad as this guy who was bothering me while I was out last night, though. Dude just wouldn\u2019t take a fucking hint, or even a polite but firm \u201cno.\u201d After walking past me at one point and not bothering to stare at anything but my crotch, he comes up to me with some corny line, which I gently rebuffed. Then he does it again ten minutes later! And then he walks by me with some other corny line and paws my crotch. so I grab his arm, move it, give him a dirty look and walk away. Then he comes up to me whispering more cornball, canned-porn-movie shit. This is repeated about a half-dozen times over the course of the evening, and I\u2019m getting more and more pissed off all the time. After a while, he tries to apologize and say that he recognized me from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pratt.edu\">Pratt<\/a> yadda yadda yadda (I think he was in one of the more bullshit required classes that I dropped) and he just wanted me to be cool and relax since I looked so tense. since \u201cno thanks\u201d and \u201cno, I don\u2019t want to chat\u201d and \u201cleave me the fuck alone\u201d didn\u2019t work yet, I wasn\u2019t too shocked that he didn\u2019t quite the get the point of \u201cI\u2019m not tense, I\u2019m just fucking irritated.\u201d What a pain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am such a procrastinating bastard. I must go get my laundry so I can start packing so I can get the hell out of this country, but I can&#8217;t seem to tear myself away from perusing the cute punk rock boys at the Make Out Club. I am officially on my way to becoming &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/02\/17\/the_paw\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Paw&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultragay"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71768,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions\/71768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}