{"id":361,"date":"2001-01-22T08:28:00","date_gmt":"2001-01-22T08:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/01\/22\/the_usual_whine\/"},"modified":"2024-11-28T09:42:41","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T14:42:41","slug":"the_usual_whine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/01\/22\/the_usual_whine\/","title":{"rendered":"The Usual Whine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Cute boys can be so predictable sometimes.<\/strong> I mean it wasn\u2019t SO long ago that we had our tongues down each other\u2019s mouths and our hands and whatnot on each other\u2019s privates, and it was all very friendly and fun. Would it have been such a big breech of protocol to even say \u201cHi\u201d when we unexpectedly run into each other while hanging with friends at the local watering hole? (Seriously, just a little local watering hole, not even a gay bar where this sorta nonsense is so common.) I wasn\u2019t even trying to be all cruisy, just neighborly. Yeesh!<\/p>\n<p>More support for my pet theory that all the fun, smart, goofy, polite, cute, clever, sexy guys who I\u2019d actually get along with are having a swinging good time in some kind of hipster homo orgy commune somewhere without me. And without the usual handful of like minds I know of scattered about the place. I say we put together a search party. <b>Who\u2019s with me?<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cute boys can be so predictable sometimes. I mean it wasn\u2019t SO long ago that we had our tongues down each other\u2019s mouths and our hands and whatnot on each other\u2019s privates, and it was all very friendly and fun. Would it have been such a big breech of protocol to even say \u201cHi\u201d when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2001\/01\/22\/the_usual_whine\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Usual Whine&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultragay"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71772,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions\/71772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}