{"id":337,"date":"2000-12-20T12:56:18","date_gmt":"2000-12-20T12:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/12\/20\/domestic_distur\/"},"modified":"2024-11-27T20:47:33","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T01:47:33","slug":"domestic_distur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/12\/20\/domestic_distur\/","title":{"rendered":"Domestic Disturbance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/eviction.jpg\" name=\"Imminent Threat\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/eviction_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"Imminent Threat\" width=\"200\" height=\"248\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"3\" vspace=\"3\" \/><\/a><strong>How much god-damned shittiness am I supposed to put up with in one month?<\/strong> I apologize if that\u2019s not the most articulate, informative way to express the extreme aggravation, frustration, loneliness, disappointment, and despair that have been swirling around these last few weeks. Lots of things have sucked \u2014 family trauma, financial strains, work nonsense, regular holiday crap, and plenty of guy trouble \u2014 and now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/2000-12-19\/News_and_Views\/City_Beat\/a-92925.asp\">this fucking article<\/a> comes along to let me know that I may be suddenly evicted at any point. A threat like this wouldn&#8217;t be welcome under the best of circumstances: It really sucks ass right now. It\u2019s not perfect, but I really adore <a href=\"varet_2.jpg\" name=\"Home sweet Illegal Home\">my bachelor pad<\/a>, and I really don\u2019t wanna get kicked out to the curb just when winter is setting in and my bank account is perpetually overdrawn as I deal with piles of various bills. I can\u2019t even afford to live anywhere but here, much less put together the scratch to actually find a place and haul me and all my crap there.<\/p>\n<p>You know, I was going to write a fun little entry about my sexy new cell phone (\u2019cuz I lost mine this weekend) and how size envy with electronics is all about being small instead of big and what an incredible paradigm shift that is for luxury items. Maybe I was going to gripe a little bit about how demoralizing it is when guys you really like wind up with one another instead of being interested in you, but no. Now this last straw onto the camel\u2019s back is provoking the crying jag that\u2019s been building up the last couple of weeks. So rather than figure out what the fuck I should do right now, I think I\u2019ll go cry myself to sleep like some fucking baby and prepare for the humiliating ritual of tucking my poor, loser tail between my legs and asking my parents for help.<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas kids!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How much god-damned shittiness am I supposed to put up with in one month? I apologize if that\u2019s not the most articulate, informative way to express the extreme aggravation, frustration, loneliness, disappointment, and despair that have been swirling around these last few weeks. Lots of things have sucked \u2014 family trauma, financial strains, work nonsense, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/12\/20\/domestic_distur\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Domestic Disturbance&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrapersonal","category-ultrapolitical"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71429,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions\/71429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}