{"id":31,"date":"1997-01-18T05:26:27","date_gmt":"1997-01-18T05:26:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/1997\/01\/18\/i_have_had_it\/"},"modified":"2024-11-27T16:45:04","modified_gmt":"2024-11-27T21:45:04","slug":"i_have_had_it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/1997\/01\/18\/i_have_had_it\/","title":{"rendered":"I have HAD It!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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One of the recurring themes<\/strong> of my sad, sorry life is my inability to find that ideal sidekick who\u2019s just the right combination of brainiac, goofball, sidekick, hipster, nerd, sexual dynamo, little kid, and muse. Granted, I\u2019m pretty fussy, but I can\u2019t be the only fag in the world whose criteria are so inconveniently eclectic, can I?<\/p>\n

Are you wondering if you\u2019re the kind of fella I might like? Browsing around here in the RumpWeb will certainly give you some idea of the kinds of things that capture my interest. Of course, you probably wouldn’t even be considering all this nonsense if the things here didn’t strike a chord with you already. As far as the looks and style issue is concerned, see if you fit the bill by checking out the next page for some visual references.<\/p>\n

NOTE TO THE OLD-FASHIONED: If you don’t want to think about this sort of thing, DON\u2019T GO LOOKING AT IT! I\u2019m not saying there\u2019s anything smutty
\nahead \u2014 there’s definitely not \u2014 but there is some pretty strong imagery best left to the eyes of those who care for it, and I don’t want to hear any clucks of
\ndisapproval because you\u2019ve got a hopelessly fifties attitude about my penchant
\nfor other guys.<\/p>\n

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If you\u2019ve come this far,<\/strong> you should know right off the bat that I\u2019m not holding out for some unearthly hunk that\u2019s so far out of my league that I may as well be playing another sport altogether. Attraction is a delicate balancing act of looks, personality, wit, style, and all that other junk. It’s too hard (and it would be too misleading) for a simple guy like me to try and come up with a bulleted list of stuff that makes me all hot and bothered and sappy and mushy. Of course, I also know what will make me lose track of what I\u2019m thinking if I see it walking down the street. So to give you some idea of what sets my hormone’s a-raging (as far as purely external qualities go), here are a few quick things to look at.<\/p>\n

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You\u2019ve either got a morbid curiosity or a hopped-up libido.<\/strong> Either way, here\u2019s a peek at the racier side of the Rumpus Room.<\/p>\n

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Now a boy\u2019s gotta have some standards,<\/strong> so why don\u2019t you tell me a little about yourself<\/a>. Remember, a few witty quips and a few interesting facts that hint at some authentic personality will probably work a lot better than the generic \u201ccute, straight-acting, like movies, biking, and dining out\u201d crap that you see over and over (and over and over) in most personal ads, so relax and let it all hang out. After all, that\u2019s what the Rumpus Room is all about. If you’re really ambitious (and ambition is also a plus), you can send me a picture. I\u2019m one o\u2019 them artsy types that likes to see stuff a lot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of the recurring themes of my sad, sorry life is my inability to find that ideal sidekick who\u2019s just the right combination of brainiac, goofball, sidekick, hipster, nerd, sexual dynamo, little kid, and muse. Granted, I\u2019m pretty fussy, but I can\u2019t be the only fag in the world whose criteria are so inconveniently eclectic, … Continue reading “I have HAD It!”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,2,5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultragay","category-ultrahistorical","category-ultrapersonal","category-ultraphotographic"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71337,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/71337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}