{"id":2717,"date":"2012-01-13T17:35:21","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T17:35:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2012\/01\/13\/the_bill_for_al\/"},"modified":"2024-11-30T04:24:30","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T09:24:30","slug":"the_bill_for_al","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2012\/01\/13\/the_bill_for_al\/","title":{"rendered":"The bill for all his kindness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I remember the day<\/strong> something like this happened:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>He did not really wish to jam bread and vegetable mush up the anus of a chicken, but doing this for me added to my staggering debt. And one day Victor would present the bill for all his kindness.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">&#8212; <i>Horse Crazy<\/i>, Gary Indiana<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remember the day something like this happened: He did not really wish to jam bread and vegetable mush up the anus of a chicken, but doing this for me added to my staggering debt. And one day Victor would present the bill for all his kindness.\u00a0 &#8212; Horse Crazy, Gary Indiana<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2717"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69163,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717\/revisions\/69163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}