{"id":27,"date":"1997-01-18T01:12:39","date_gmt":"1997-01-18T01:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/1997\/01\/18\/imagine_youre_h\/"},"modified":"2024-11-28T09:09:54","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T14:09:54","slug":"imagine_youre_h","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/1997\/01\/18\/imagine_youre_h\/","title":{"rendered":"Imagine you\u2019re hearing a low wolf whistle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>If you\u2019ve come this far,<\/strong> you should know right off the bat that I\u2019m not holding out for some unearthly hunk that\u2019s so far out of my league that I may as well be playing another sport altogether. Attraction is a delicate balancing act of looks, personality, wit, style, and all that other junk. It&#8217;s too hard (and it would be too misleading) for a simple guy like me to try and come up with a bulleted list of stuff that makes me all hot and bothered and sappy and mushy. Of course, I also know what will make me lose track of what I\u2019m thinking if I see it walking down the street. So to give you some idea of what sets my hormones a-raging (as far as purely external qualities go), here are a few quick things to look at.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/body2.jpg\" width=\"126\" height=\"432\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/body3.jpg\" width=\"189\" height=\"432\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/body1.jpg\" width=\"186\" height=\"252\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/gene.JPG\" width=\"163\" height=\"216\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/body4.jpg\" width=\"235\" height=\"432\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/face5.JPG\" width=\"144\" height=\"144\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/face2.gif\" width=\"144\" height=\"144\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/face3.gif\" width=\"144\" height=\"144\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/face1.jpg\" width=\"139\" height=\"216\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/face4.jpg\" width=\"156\" height=\"216\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/body5.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"288\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you\u2019ve come this far, you should know right off the bat that I\u2019m not holding out for some unearthly hunk that\u2019s so far out of my league that I may as well be playing another sport altogether. Attraction is a delicate balancing act of looks, personality, wit, style, and all that other junk. It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/1997\/01\/18\/imagine_youre_h\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Imagine you\u2019re hearing a low wolf whistle&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,2,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultragay","category-ultrahistorical","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71330,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions\/71330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}