{"id":2699,"date":"2011-10-13T15:52:41","date_gmt":"2011-10-13T15:52:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2011\/10\/13\/an_apology_to_e\/"},"modified":"2024-11-30T03:56:21","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T08:56:21","slug":"an_apology_to_e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2011\/10\/13\/an_apology_to_e\/","title":{"rendered":"An apology to everyone waiting for Pink Mince #8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Fucked Mince\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/fucked_mince.jpeg\" width=\"100%\" height=\"835\"  vspace=\"5\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>See that?<\/strong> That&#8217;s what the world&#8217;s worst printer thinks is acceptable quality for plain black type and a solid black bar &#8212; not a scan, not an image, nothing fancy. Plain black text set with real fonts, printed on normal paper with a laser printer. Are you thinking a $50 inkjet printer would do better? Are you thinking potato stamps would do better? So am I. And this latest disaster is the last straw.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to name and shame here. <a  href=\"http:\/\/www.thefallenangel.co.uk\/\">Fallen Angel Media<\/a> in Bristol target their services toward independent comics and zine publishers, an idea I fully support, obviously, and one which kept me with them through mistake after mistake that has dogged <i>Pink Mince<\/i> since the first issue. For a long time, they were able to keep their prices low enough that I felt like I had no choice but to put up with the problems, but the prices have been creeping up, the service has been getting slower and slower, and their attention to quality &#8212; at least for me, or at least for the kind of straightforward mix of text and images that <i>Pink Mince<\/i> requires &#8212; has failed to improve.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m no stranger to print production. I&#8217;ve been at this for over 20 years, and I find it difficult to accept that it&#8217;s so utterly impossible to print words and images together that both have to suffer over and over again. So screw it. I&#8217;m done paying to wait a month to see if a lovingly assembled issue will look like shit or not. I&#8217;m done hoping they don&#8217;t object to the content. If I must, I&#8217;d rather pay a little more to do justice to the superb work that people are kind enough to contribute, not to mention that work I put in, too.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m sorry to everyone who has already ordered copies of Pink Mince #8, and to the subscribers, and to the contributors. It&#8217;s going to be about another week until I see if the kind printer nearby &#8212; who is equally baffled by Fallen Angel&#8217;s problems &#8212; can rescue this issue. Please be patient while I try to get the best result possible out to all of you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See that? That&#8217;s what the world&#8217;s worst printer thinks is acceptable quality for plain black type and a solid black bar &#8212; not a scan, not an image, nothing fancy. Plain black text set with real fonts, printed on normal paper with a laser printer. Are you thinking a $50 inkjet printer would do better? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2011\/10\/13\/an_apology_to_e\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;An apology to everyone waiting for Pink Mince #8&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrapink"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2699"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68660,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2699\/revisions\/68660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}