{"id":264,"date":"2000-10-24T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-10-24T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/10\/24\/hair_angst\/"},"modified":"2024-12-01T20:22:52","modified_gmt":"2024-12-02T04:22:52","slug":"hair_angst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/10\/24\/hair_angst\/","title":{"rendered":"Hair Angst"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Homo Hair Angst.<\/strong> I combed and parted my hair this morning for the first time in about 5 years, just because this is the first time in 5 years I&#8217;ve had long enough hair to do so. I look like an idiot, and no there won&#8217;t be pictures. It&#8217;s back to the unruly, cowlicked spikes for me. To make things worse, someone just left me a message saying that I look like Al Gore. Maybe it&#8217;s time to just shave my head again so my morning hair care can go back to 30 seconds without any options.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Homo Hair Angst. I combed and parted my hair this morning for the first time in about 5 years, just because this is the first time in 5 years I&#8217;ve had long enough hair to do so. I look like an idiot, and no there won&#8217;t be pictures. It&#8217;s back to the unruly, cowlicked spikes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/10\/24\/hair_angst\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hair Angst&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69626,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions\/69626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}