{"id":261,"date":"2000-10-20T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-10-20T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/10\/20\/geekiness_aint\/"},"modified":"2024-12-01T20:22:22","modified_gmt":"2024-12-02T04:22:22","slug":"geekiness_aint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/10\/20\/geekiness_aint\/","title":{"rendered":"Geekiness Ain’t All Glamor"},"content":{"rendered":"

This may come as a shock<\/strong> but I\u2019m pretty damn sick of being a geek right now. For most of the last two weeks, just about all my time has been spent cabling, networking, installing software, troubleshooting, settling preferences, handling tech emergencies my clients were having — basically playing one-man IT department. You know what? It sucks like a Hoover<\/a>. Sure, maybe I was able to pull the new iMac<\/a> out of its box and connect it to the Internet three minutes later, but I swear to god that every other thing you want to add or change after that simple action makes the whole set-up much more prone to catastrophe.<\/p>\n

Actually, that\u2019s not too big a swipe at Apple. It’s always been like this, and it’s like this for every type of computer I\u2019ve ever used. When you make a more complex system out of disparate pieces, the chances for conflict increase. At least I\u2019ve been geek enough to fix everything as it came along, although not always right away, and not without lots of swearing and pounding of the desk with my fists. (that\u2019s a little secret for the people who know me. Although I\u2019ve never lost my temper in front of anyone but one ex-boyfriend, I throw plenty of tantrums when I\u2019m alone and pissed off.) But, when all is said and done, I love the new computer, I love all the new USB thingamajigs, I love the high-speed DSL (yes, finally connected after 8 months of failed attempts!), I love the digital camera, and I\u2019m a happy boy with my new toys.<\/p>\n

\"TheAnd I\u2019ve got to give Apple credit for fixing just about everything I ever hated about the design of the iMac, especially since they never even asked me for my input. I actually loathed the whole product line when it first came out — the garish colors, the flimsy access panels, the microscopic keyboard, the worst mouse ever made, the whole semi-transparent-shell concept that suggested that it would show the innards without actually doing so. These new babies are really, really pretty. I\u2019m officially a convert. The colors are richer and more subdued, the flimsy access panels have either been removed altogether (The new CD\/DVD player has a much<\/i> sexier way of just sucking in a disc without use of an external tray. It’s almost dirty.), the full-size keyboard is a million times more comfortable (and prettier), the transparent optical mouse is truly beautiful, and all the plastic casings are now fully transparent, showing off the real guts for nerds and gadget freaks like me to see.<\/p>\n

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So how many computer-\/design-nerd details can you see in that picture, huh? Tell me how many you see and I’ll send the viewer with the sharpest eye a prize.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This may come as a shock but I\u2019m pretty damn sick of being a geek right now. For most of the last two weeks, just about all my time has been spent cabling, networking, installing software, troubleshooting, settling preferences, handling tech emergencies my clients were having — basically playing one-man IT department. You know what? … Continue reading “Geekiness Ain’t All Glamor”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultranerdy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70858,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions\/70858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}