{"id":2406,"date":"2011-05-31T17:05:43","date_gmt":"2011-05-31T17:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2011\/05\/31\/little_chrissy\/"},"modified":"2024-12-02T12:30:50","modified_gmt":"2024-12-02T20:30:50","slug":"little_chrissy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2011\/05\/31\/little_chrissy\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Chrissy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/vlcsnap-2011-05-31-16h51m12s70.png\" width=\"100%\" height=\"270\" alt=\"Little Chrissy\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>A cautionary tale,<\/strong> from <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0126604\/\" >Pecker<\/a><\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Little Chrissy, don&#8217;t be frightened now. These are JUST vegetables. They won&#8217;t hurt you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A cautionary tale, from Pecker. &#8220;Little Chrissy, don&#8217;t be frightened now. These are JUST vegetables. They won&#8217;t hurt you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultracultural"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2406"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77487,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2406\/revisions\/77487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}