{"id":2164,"date":"2011-01-08T20:56:10","date_gmt":"2011-01-08T20:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2011\/01\/08\/elder-wisdom\/"},"modified":"2024-12-01T14:40:15","modified_gmt":"2024-12-01T22:40:15","slug":"elder-wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2011\/01\/08\/elder-wisdom\/","title":{"rendered":"Elder wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sometimes surprised to have made it this far. I guess now I can attract, uh, guys who are into gerontophilia &#8212; which is a really ugly word. But, old chickens make the best soup! I prefer being a filth elder.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">&#8212; John Waters (via <a href=\"http:\/\/cassket.tumblr.com\/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">cassket<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sometimes surprised to have made it this far. I guess now I can attract, uh, guys who are into gerontophilia &#8212; which is a really ugly word. But, old chickens make the best soup! I prefer being a filth elder. &#8212; John Waters (via cassket)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultragay","category-ultrascrapbook"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2164"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70167,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2164\/revisions\/70167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}