{"id":212,"date":"2000-07-29T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-07-29T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/07\/29\/social_niceties_1\/"},"modified":"2024-11-28T09:58:08","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T14:58:08","slug":"social_niceties_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/07\/29\/social_niceties_1\/","title":{"rendered":"Social Niceties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Another public apology to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jonno.com\">Jonno<\/a>:<\/strong> I\u2019m sorry I ran out of Fat Cock 29 so soon after you arrived last night. It was great to finally see you again, and I certainly wouldn&#8217;t have been so impetuous if I didn\u2019t know we\u2019d be boogeying at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ps1.org\">P.S. 1<\/a> with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.saranwarp.com\">Dori<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.littleminx.com\">the Minx<\/a> later today. It\u2019s just that I\u2019d gotten there early and ran into my friends Alan and Vincent and then Alan introduced me to some friends of his, including this cute, cute boy I couldn\u2019t stop staring at. You know the one, the one I introduced to you. Well, you can imagine my surprise to discover he was staring at me the whole time, too \u2014 that kind of stuff doesn\u2019t happen to me that often, especially in bars full of delicious downtown hotties. So we were chatting, and then pushed together by the crowds, and then flirting, and then kissing and stuff. Since you guys hadn\u2019t shown up yet, I figured you may have decided not to deal with the long line outside. So when this fetching young man suggested we beat a hasty retreat, I was all over the idea. Then there you were. Doh! I didn\u2019t mean to be rude or anything, I swear. I\u2019ll make it up to you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another public apology to Jonno: I\u2019m sorry I ran out of Fat Cock 29 so soon after you arrived last night. It was great to finally see you again, and I certainly wouldn&#8217;t have been so impetuous if I didn\u2019t know we\u2019d be boogeying at P.S. 1 with Dori and the Minx later today. It\u2019s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/07\/29\/social_niceties_1\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Social Niceties&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultragay","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71783,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions\/71783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}