{"id":206,"date":"2000-07-23T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-07-23T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/07\/23\/boys_suck\/"},"modified":"2024-11-28T09:58:48","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T14:58:48","slug":"boys_suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/07\/23\/boys_suck\/","title":{"rendered":"Boys Suck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Either he\u2019s been kidnapped<\/strong> or he doesn\u2019t have the nerve to start that Final Conversation, because there hasn\u2019t been any response to my messages. I have a pretty good idea which of the two it is. I\u2019m sad, because I thought we may have been on to something. He was scared for the same reason. Or maybe it was the both-of-us-having-the-same-name thing. Who knows? Yeesh! Kids these days!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Either he\u2019s been kidnapped or he doesn\u2019t have the nerve to start that Final Conversation, because there hasn\u2019t been any response to my messages. I have a pretty good idea which of the two it is. I\u2019m sad, because I thought we may have been on to something. He was scared for the same reason. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/07\/23\/boys_suck\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Boys Suck&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultragay","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71785,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions\/71785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}