{"id":203,"date":"2000-07-19T23:48:26","date_gmt":"2000-07-19T23:48:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/07\/19\/cubealicious\/"},"modified":"2024-12-01T19:51:26","modified_gmt":"2024-12-02T03:51:26","slug":"cubealicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/07\/19\/cubealicious\/","title":{"rendered":"Cubealicious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I wanna have sex<\/strong> with the new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/powermaccube\/\" >Apple G4 cube<\/a>. It&#8217;s THAT unbelievably droolworthy. Not a single analog part in the whole damn thing. No fan. Only 8 inches high and wide. Did <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wallpaper.com\" ><i>Wallpaper*<\/i><\/a> finance the design of this or something?<\/p>\n<p><!-- \n\n<p>And thank you, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slapmyass.org\"  title=\"Let's HOPE the Mounties Always Get Their Man\">steve<\/a>, for being my knight in shining armor. Which is usually not a scene I&#8217;m into, but I'll try anything.<\/p>\n\n --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wanna have sex with the new Apple G4 cube. It&#8217;s THAT unbelievably droolworthy. Not a single analog part in the whole damn thing. No fan. Only 8 inches high and wide. Did Wallpaper* finance the design of this or something?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultranerdy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77435,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions\/77435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}