{"id":2004,"date":"2011-01-25T09:21:30","date_gmt":"2011-01-25T09:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2011\/01\/25\/advanced_food_s\/"},"modified":"2024-12-02T19:58:00","modified_gmt":"2024-12-03T03:58:00","slug":"advanced_food_s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2011\/01\/25\/advanced_food_s\/","title":{"rendered":"Advanced Food Science"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Americans will always be fatter \u2014 and always have stoners better able to satisfy an onset of the munches \u2014 because of the advanced food science and the relentless marketing that brings out stuff like this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/ebdbe5a5.jpg\" alt=\"Pizza &amp; Cookies\" width=\"100%\" vspace=\"5\" \/><\/p>\n<p>England, you may have achieved an Honorable Mention in Mad Science for the dreaded <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2010\/06\/16\/the_lasagna_san\/\">lasagna sandwich<\/a>, but you&#8217;re just not committed to shamelessly artificial food the way the US is. Kudos, DiGiorno, for making it easier than ever for us to make even more poor choices all at once.<\/p>\n<p>[Via <a href=\"http:\/\/worldofwonder.net\/ti\/2011\/01\/25\/2922428128\/\">World of Wonder<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Americans will always be fatter \u2014 and always have stoners better able to satisfy an onset of the munches \u2014 because of the advanced food science and the relentless marketing that brings out stuff like this: England, you may have achieved an Honorable Mention in Mad Science for the dreaded lasagna sandwich, but you&#8217;re just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2011\/01\/25\/advanced_food_s\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Advanced Food Science&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrascrapbook"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2004"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77502,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004\/revisions\/77502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}