{"id":1739,"date":"2008-09-07T20:18:42","date_gmt":"2008-09-07T20:18:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2008\/09\/07\/edwardian_mashe\/"},"modified":"2024-11-28T08:06:02","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T13:06:02","slug":"edwardian_mashe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2008\/09\/07\/edwardian_mashe\/","title":{"rendered":"Edwardian masher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>While I\u2019m on this <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Joe_Orton\">Joe Orton<\/a> <a title=\"And people think I\u2019m fussy? \" href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/archives\/2008\/09\/and_people_thin.html\">kick<\/a>,<\/strong> here&#8217;s another great bit from the <a title=\"The Joe Orton Diaries\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Orton-Diaries-Joe\/dp\/0306807335\">diaries<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>Saturday 15 April<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Watched Doctor Who on television. Rubbish, but there&#8217;s a young boy in it who&#8217;s worth looking at; like an Edwardian <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=masher\">masher<\/a> at a <a title=\"The Gaiety Theatre, London\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gaiety_Theatre,_London#Hollingshead_years\">Gaiety<\/a> show, I mentally undress him. I\u2019m sure the BBC would horrified if they realised that even a science fiction series can be used erotically.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Judging from the date, I\u2019m assuming that the episode in question was part of &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Faceless_Ones\">The Faceless Ones<\/a>&#8220;, and that the alluring lad in question was probably young sailor <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ben_Jackson_(Doctor_Who)\">Ben Jackson<\/a>, played by <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Michael_Craze\">Michael Craze<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ben_Jackson_(Doctor_Who)\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/Benjackson.jpg\" alt=\"Ben Jackson\" width=\"366\" height=\"480\" vspace=\"5\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Edwardian masher at a Gaiety show&#8221; is my new favorite phrase, by the way. And though Orton is a good enough writer for that quip to feel very off the cuff, it&#8217;s actually the one instance in his diaries where I spotted him re-using an earlier joke. On the 24th of January, 1967, Orton paid a visit to meet <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Paul_McCartney\">Paul McCartney<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Brian_Epstein\">Brian Epstein<\/a> to talk about writing a script for the next <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Beatles\">Beatles<\/a> movie. During the course of the evening, a pop group called the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Easybeats\">Easybeats<\/a> drop by, about whom he says:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;about five very young and pretty boys trooped in. I rather hoped this was the evening&#8217;s entertainments. It wasn&#8217;t, though. &#8230;After a while we went downstairs. The Easybeats still there. The girl went away. I talked to the leading Easybeat. Feeling slightly like an Edwardian masher with a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gaiety_Girl\">Gaiety Girl<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Easybeats\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/easybeats.jpg\" alt=\"The Easybeats\" width=\"356\" height=\"237\" vspace=\"5\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I\u2019m on this Joe Orton kick, here&#8217;s another great bit from the diaries: Saturday 15 April Watched Doctor Who on television. Rubbish, but there&#8217;s a young boy in it who&#8217;s worth looking at; like an Edwardian masher at a Gaiety show, I mentally undress him. I\u2019m sure the BBC would horrified if they realised &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2008\/09\/07\/edwardian_mashe\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Edwardian masher&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultracultural","category-ultragay","category-ultranerdy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1739"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71717,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1739\/revisions\/71717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}