{"id":1724,"date":"2008-06-26T23:22:10","date_gmt":"2008-06-26T23:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2008\/06\/26\/a_great_belly_w\/"},"modified":"2008-06-26T23:22:10","modified_gmt":"2008-06-26T23:22:10","slug":"a_great_belly_w","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2008\/06\/26\/a_great_belly_w\/","title":{"rendered":"A Great Belly Warmer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Why should I make an effort<\/strong> when the best jokes <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/2698507.stm\"  title=\"The Faggot Family\">just write themselves<\/a>? (Oh, here&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Faggot_%28food%29\"  title=\"Faggots\">helpful explanation<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why should I make an effort when the best jokes just write themselves? (Oh, here&#8217;s a helpful explanation.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultragay","category-ultrarandom"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}