{"id":170,"date":"2000-06-07T18:26:11","date_gmt":"2000-06-07T18:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/06\/07\/not_quite_potat\/"},"modified":"2024-12-01T16:27:49","modified_gmt":"2024-12-02T00:27:49","slug":"not_quite_potat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/06\/07\/not_quite_potat\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Quite Potatoes, But Still Tasty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I\u2019m a big fan of snack foods<\/strong> and I\u2019m glad that I\u2019m a skinny little slip of a thing despite that. Today&#8217;s indulgence? The ever-so-tasty and surely unhealthy <a title=\"Mmmmmmmm\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pringles.com\/products.html\">Salt &amp; Vinegar Pringles<\/a>. I love any food that can make your lips sting after you eat it. I guess the phallic shape is my own contribution to today&#8217;s dick theme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m a big fan of snack foods and I\u2019m glad that I\u2019m a skinny little slip of a thing despite that. Today&#8217;s indulgence? The ever-so-tasty and surely unhealthy Salt &amp; Vinegar Pringles. I love any food that can make your lips sting after you eat it. I guess the phallic shape is my own contribution &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/06\/07\/not_quite_potat\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Not Quite Potatoes, But Still Tasty&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77388,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions\/77388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}