{"id":1664,"date":"2007-08-13T22:16:26","date_gmt":"2007-08-13T22:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2007\/08\/13\/surprise\/"},"modified":"2024-11-29T14:44:43","modified_gmt":"2024-11-29T19:44:43","slug":"surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2007\/08\/13\/surprise\/","title":{"rendered":"Surprise!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/fishheadned\/1099442190\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1191\/1099442190_9618e515e1_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong>My pal Dave moans all the time<\/strong> about how dull and unoriginal he is. The truth is, he\u2019s amazing and always has been \u2014 even when I first met him 19 years ago, when he still had a mullet and acid-wash jeans \u2014 and it\u2019s totally in character for him to pull off a <a href=\"http:\/\/fishheadned.livejournal.com\/25107.html\">caper like this<\/a>. Mazel tov, my trusty sidekick!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My pal Dave moans all the time about how dull and unoriginal he is. The truth is, he\u2019s amazing and always has been \u2014 even when I first met him 19 years ago, when he still had a mullet and acid-wash jeans \u2014 and it\u2019s totally in character for him to pull off a caper &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2007\/08\/13\/surprise\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Surprise!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1664"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74545,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1664\/revisions\/74545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}