{"id":166,"date":"2000-06-05T19:06:13","date_gmt":"2000-06-05T19:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/06\/05\/identity_cornuc\/"},"modified":"2024-12-01T16:24:23","modified_gmt":"2024-12-02T00:24:23","slug":"identity_cornuc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/06\/05\/identity_cornuc\/","title":{"rendered":"Identity Cornucopia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The Internet tells me who I am.<\/strong> For instance, my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dvd.com\/stories\/play\/BondGirls\/generator.html\" >Bond Girl<\/a> name is Anita Mandalay. My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.recordstore.com\/cgi-bin\/wuname\/wuname.pl\" >Wu Tang<\/a> name is Top-Heavy Hookjaw (or possibly Homicidal Terrahawk), my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brunching.com\/toys\/toy-cyborger.html\" >cyborg name<\/a> is S.P.A.R.K.Y. (Synthetic Positronic Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork), and my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wordsmithdigital.com\/saber\/swname.htm\" >Jedi name<\/a> is Rha-Da Gosta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Internet tells me who I am. For instance, my Bond Girl name is Anita Mandalay. My Wu Tang name is Top-Heavy Hookjaw (or possibly Homicidal Terrahawk), my cyborg name is S.P.A.R.K.Y. (Synthetic Positronic Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork), and my Jedi name is Rha-Da Gosta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultranerdy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70885,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions\/70885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}