{"id":1655,"date":"2007-06-30T00:49:52","date_gmt":"2007-06-30T00:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2007\/06\/30\/the_bionic_nun\/"},"modified":"2024-11-27T17:50:26","modified_gmt":"2024-11-27T22:50:26","slug":"the_bionic_nun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2007\/06\/30\/the_bionic_nun\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bionic Nun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/sister_jaime_2.jpg\" alt=\"Oscar and Jaime\" width=\"100%\" height=\"371\" vspace=\"5\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>There are so many reasons<\/strong> why <i><a href=\"http:\/\/bionic.wikia.com\/wiki\/The_Bionic_Woman\">The Bionic Woman<\/a><\/i> is an all-time favorite of mine. And that was <i>before<\/i> I remembered there was an episode where Jaime poses as a nun to uncover a diamand-and-heroin smuggling ring operating out of the winery at a convent.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/sister_jaime_8.jpg\" alt=\"The nuns save the day!\" width=\"100%\" height=\"368\" \/><\/p>\n<p>TV in the seventies wasn\u2019t better, really, but it was certainly simpler.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/sister_jaime_7.jpg\" alt=\"Sister Jaime explains it all for you\" width=\"100%\" height=\"367\" vspace=\"5\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Of course, if you have any memories of the show at all, you were probably traumatized by the same images that have haunted me all these years&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>FEMBOTS!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/fembot_1.jpg\" alt=\"fembot_1.jpg\" width=\"100%\" height=\"360\" vspace=\"5\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Maybe this is what made me gay.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/fembot_2.jpg\" alt=\"fembot_2.jpg\" width=\"100%\" height=\"360\" vspace=\"5\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/fembot_3.jpg\" alt=\"fembot_3.jpg\" width=\"100%\" height=\"360\" vspace=\"5\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You said it, sister. My sentiments exactly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are so many reasons why The Bionic Woman is an all-time favorite of mine. And that was before I remembered there was an episode where Jaime poses as a nun to uncover a diamand-and-heroin smuggling ring operating out of the winery at a convent. TV in the seventies wasn\u2019t better, really, but it was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2007\/06\/30\/the_bionic_nun\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Bionic Nun&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultragay","category-ultramedia"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1655"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71376,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1655\/revisions\/71376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}