{"id":1596,"date":"2006-12-07T23:09:55","date_gmt":"2006-12-07T23:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2006\/12\/07\/ten_plagues\/"},"modified":"2024-11-29T13:42:01","modified_gmt":"2024-11-29T18:42:01","slug":"ten_plagues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2006\/12\/07\/ten_plagues\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten Plagues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I was awakened this morning<\/strong> by a completely insane hailstorm that had me worrying about the large windows with the non-safety glass in our flat. It was good to wake up, though, since I had to get into London to do some research. In London this morning, a <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.londonist.com\/archives\/2006\/12\/tornado_alert.php\" >freaking tornado<\/a><\/i> demolished a bunch of buildings. An unexpected river of blood also ran out of my nose when I was in the restroom at the library. I fully expect a rainstorm of frogs or a tsunami or something to strike before tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was awakened this morning by a completely insane hailstorm that had me worrying about the large windows with the non-safety glass in our flat. It was good to wake up, though, since I had to get into London to do some research. In London this morning, a freaking tornado demolished a bunch of buildings. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2006\/12\/07\/ten_plagues\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ten Plagues&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69295,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1596\/revisions\/69295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}