{"id":1495,"date":"2006-02-10T07:03:58","date_gmt":"2006-02-10T07:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2006\/02\/10\/wse3\/"},"modified":"2024-11-27T21:36:03","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T02:36:03","slug":"wse3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2006\/02\/10\/wse3\/","title":{"rendered":"WSE3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/WSE3_promo.jpg\" alt=\"WSE3_promo.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"520\" \/><\/center><strong>Wow, before I even had a chance<\/strong> to do my own plug for the show, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wysiwygtalentshow.org\/\">WYSIWYG<\/a>\u2019s big, 2nd-anniversary, 3rd-annual, shit-hot extravaganza \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wysiwygtalentshow.org\/shows\/021406\/index.html\">Worst. Sex. Ever. III: When Bad Sex Happens to Good People<\/a> \u2014 has almost completely sold out. And we\u2019re in the <i>big<\/i> theater this time, even! Fear not, though: even if you\u2019re not one of the 125 people that got an online ticket already, some additional seats will be available the night of the show. First come, first serve!<\/p>\n<p>P.S.: That\u2019s not my butt. But it\u2019s a butt I\u2019m fond of.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow, before I even had a chance to do my own plug for the show, WYSIWYG\u2019s big, 2nd-anniversary, 3rd-annual, shit-hot extravaganza \u2014 Worst. Sex. Ever. III: When Bad Sex Happens to Good People \u2014 has almost completely sold out. And we\u2019re in the big theater this time, even! Fear not, though: even if you\u2019re not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2006\/02\/10\/wse3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;WSE3&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultracultural"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1495"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71450,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions\/71450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}