{"id":1430,"date":"2005-08-21T22:32:04","date_gmt":"2005-08-21T22:32:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/08\/21\/sod_it\/"},"modified":"2024-12-01T15:22:00","modified_gmt":"2024-12-01T23:22:00","slug":"sod_it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/08\/21\/sod_it\/","title":{"rendered":"Sod It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/scrap_0079.jpg\" alt=\"The Neighbor's Brand New Yard\" width=\"100%\" height=\"360\" vspace=\"4\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>The guy who bought the house next door<\/strong> is a contractor, so when he finally decided to deal with his yard, he really went for it. I haven\u2019t seen this kind of unnatural nature since I left Staten Island. It\u2019s sort of tragically magnificent, isn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The guy who bought the house next door is a contractor, so when he finally decided to deal with his yard, he really went for it. I haven\u2019t seen this kind of unnatural nature since I left Staten Island. It\u2019s sort of tragically magnificent, isn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrascrapbook"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1430"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77357,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1430\/revisions\/77357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}