{"id":1414,"date":"2005-07-11T15:03:10","date_gmt":"2005-07-11T15:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/07\/11\/scent_of_a_man\/"},"modified":"2024-12-02T20:18:52","modified_gmt":"2024-12-03T04:18:52","slug":"scent_of_a_man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/07\/11\/scent_of_a_man\/","title":{"rendered":"Scent of a Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>It&#8217;s hot and gross,<\/strong> and because I ran out of the house before showering this morning I found myself on the subway, hanging onto the rail, and horrified by the intensity of my own stank. If it had been a leisurely weekend spent in the soothing bosom of air conditioning, things would be better, I\u2019m sure \u2014 it usually takes a while for me to proceed very far past musky under ordinary conditions. But I spent a good chuck of yesterday in the hot sun, hauling props and <a title=\"My eternal thanks to the Lady Chris\" href=\"http:\/\/www.uffish.com\/archives\/008520.html\">styling models<\/a> for one of my little projects, and I got home slightly before the onset of heatstroke. I spent the night like spent the rest of the weekend \u2014 hunched over my laptop designing my little heart out, and I was up again this morning finishing up the work at hand. Before I knew it, it was time to fly and haul myself uptown to teach.<\/p>\n<p>Blah, blah, blah. I\u2019m sure you all get the point: I worked all weekend and forgot to shower this morning and so I\u2019m trying not to pass out from the smell of my own armpits. Mmmmm, the glamor of summer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hot and gross, and because I ran out of the house before showering this morning I found myself on the subway, hanging onto the rail, and horrified by the intensity of my own stank. If it had been a leisurely weekend spent in the soothing bosom of air conditioning, things would be better, I\u2019m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/07\/11\/scent_of_a_man\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Scent of a Man&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1414"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77511,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1414\/revisions\/77511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}