{"id":1413,"date":"2005-07-05T17:25:07","date_gmt":"2005-07-05T17:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/07\/05\/posed_and_unzip\/"},"modified":"2024-11-28T00:59:12","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T05:59:12","slug":"posed_and_unzip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/07\/05\/posed_and_unzip\/","title":{"rendered":"Posed and Unzipped"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>This awesome review<\/strong> from the August 2005 issue of <i><a href=\"http:\/\/unzipped.net\">Unzipped<\/a><\/i> is probably the best one of them all (my reviews for Poseable Thumbs, that is). They obviously get it.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/pt_unzipped.jpg\" alt=\"pt_unzipped.jpg\" width=\"100%\" height=\"673\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><b>Let\u2019s Play Master and Servant<\/b><br \/>\nWe&#8217;re not the only ones who had an attraction to our G.I. Joe action figures<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to the fantastic, plastic world of photographer and webmaster Pete Handler \u2014 a world where male action figures engage in activities more suited to an International Mr. Leather-styled free-for-all than a romp at that certain California blonde dolly\u2019s famed Malibu beach house. The Poseable Thumbs website \u2014 <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/poseablethumbs\">PoseableThumbs.com<\/a> \u2014 explores the darker, more taboo aspects of mansex \u2014 using only dolls.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s right, 11-inch male dolls \u2014 in various states of undress and flagrante delicto. You want handcuffs? It&#8217;s on this site. Three-on-one group scene? Check. Leather-hooded tops with Mohawked bottoms? Fuck yeah.<\/p>\n<p>Intensely hot interracial action in a deserted alley? Holla. Quiet submission during an intense fisting session? Sir, yes, sir! And all of it as thoughtfully art-directed as Rainer Werner Fassbinder&#8217;s <i>Querelle<\/i> or a sexually explicit Robert Mapplethorpe photograph. The effect is disturbingly erotic, with a wry wink at tongue-in-cheek, post-modern humor. As Handler himself asks on the site, is it art or is it porn? You\u2019ll have to judge for yourself. But be forewarned: one perusal of this Web site might have you chuckling at first. But don\u2019t be surprised to find yourself beating off vigorously to images of 11-inch pieces of plastic \u2014 in sexual scenarios hotter than you&#8217;ve experienced in real life. Because these fuckers are hot. Welcome to the dollhouse, boy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">\u2014 Enrique Marie Presley<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This awesome review from the August 2005 issue of Unzipped is probably the best one of them all (my reviews for Poseable Thumbs, that is). They obviously get it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultragay","category-ultrapress"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1413"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71584,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1413\/revisions\/71584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}