{"id":1368,"date":"2005-04-18T14:08:47","date_gmt":"2005-04-18T14:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/04\/18\/illegal_loft_li\/"},"modified":"2024-12-02T20:20:30","modified_gmt":"2024-12-03T04:20:30","slug":"illegal_loft_li","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/04\/18\/illegal_loft_li\/","title":{"rendered":"Illegal Loft Living? Shocking!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Times<\/i> just ran an article<\/strong> about all the get organized again<\/a> if you want your interests protected. Shockingly enough (and this is where I wish there were some kind of punctuation mark to indicate use of sarcasm), the city is annoyed that landlords defy zoning regulations, yet residents area want to live in cool old buildings even if the circumstance is shady and there’s no recycling. Also, I\u2019m not surprised that realtors never mention that the living situations are totally<\/i> illegal, but I\u2019m a bit more stunned that people moving into the area are so naive that that don’t realize it within about 5 seconds.<\/p>\n

I miss living in Brooklyn a lot,<\/i> and I miss living in a loft even more. I don’t miss, however, constantly worrying about the threat of eviction<\/a> or runaway gentrification<\/a>. (I also don’t miss the asshole who lived across the hall from me who yelled at everyone he didn’t recognize and possibly locked his Yoko-Ono-ish wife inside their loft when he went to work, but that\u2019s another fistful of stories altogether.) Those were the days, eh? I\u2019d still take them back so I could have enough elbow room for guests and photo studio.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Times just ran an article about all the illegal lofts in East Williamsburg, especially those in the immediate area of my former residence, the Brooklyn Home for Wayward Bloggers. If you live (or have lived) in the area, you’ll notice that every photo in the article and every street mentioned is within Frisbee distance … Continue reading “Illegal Loft Living? Shocking!”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrapersonal","category-ultrapolitical"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1368"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77513,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1368\/revisions\/77513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}