{"id":1361,"date":"2005-04-01T21:03:59","date_gmt":"2005-04-01T21:03:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/04\/01\/beetles_blue\/"},"modified":"2024-11-29T16:10:35","modified_gmt":"2024-11-29T21:10:35","slug":"beetles_blue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/04\/01\/beetles_blue\/","title":{"rendered":"Beetle\u2019s Blue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/beetle_booster.jpg\" alt=\"beetle_booster.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"284\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I get all moist when I see true love in full bloom, don&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p><i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.popcultureshock.com\/reviews.php?id=3911\">Countdown to Infinite Crisis<\/a><\/i> may be many things \u2014 and I\u2019m sure opinions about what thet may be will vary \u2014 but I think it\u2019s one of the most touching coming-out stories I\u2019ve ever read. Oh, sure they don&#8217;t really <i>say<\/i> anything, but I\u2019ve run across a lot of these, and I can see all the signs.<\/p>\n<p>Ted Kord is rich computer genius type who\u2019s a little dorky (<a title=\"Dorky guys are totally my type\" href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/archives\/2005\/03\/damn_girl.html\">hot<\/a>), but despite all he\u2019s got going for him he <i>(1)<\/i> feels really insecure around the popular guys. He also <i>(2)<\/i> leads a secret life, running around at night <i>(3)<\/i> wearing outlandish outfits and having adventures. He seems to have <i>(4)<\/i> token crushes on Batgirl and Wonder Women, but they <i>(5)<\/i> just think he\u2019s sweet but harmless. It\u2019s painfully obvious, though, that he <i>(6)<\/i> is in love with his best friend, the <i>(7)<\/i> handsome blond spokemodel who <i>(8)<\/i> mooches off him. After Booster is attacked and hospitalized, poor Ted dashes off to find the culprit, leaving a <i>(9)<\/i> melodramatic farewell with the nurse. As you can imagine, there are a number of plot twists meant to entice readers into buying more comics during the next year or so. And the biggest very-special-episode clich\u00e9 of all&#8230;? <i>(Warning: spoilers ahead.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>At the very end, <i>(10)<\/i> the Blue Beetle dies, for no very good reason other than an attempt to pull a few heartstrings without doing anything to a major character.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a shame \u2014 I always liked the Beetle. He was one of those plucky regular guys with a gimmick and a few gadgets, a guy with no powers but none of Batman\u2019s asshat tendencies. Oh well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I get all moist when I see true love in full bloom, don&#8217;t you? Countdown to Infinite Crisis may be many things \u2014 and I\u2019m sure opinions about what thet may be will vary \u2014 but I think it\u2019s one of the most touching coming-out stories I\u2019ve ever read. Oh, sure they don&#8217;t really say &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/04\/01\/beetles_blue\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Beetle\u2019s Blue&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultracomics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1361"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76905,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361\/revisions\/76905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}