{"id":1317,"date":"2005-01-23T12:01:14","date_gmt":"2005-01-23T12:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/01\/23\/calling_all_top\/"},"modified":"2024-11-27T20:12:01","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T01:12:01","slug":"calling_all_top","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2005\/01\/23\/calling_all_top\/","title":{"rendered":"Calling All Top Models!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Please<\/a><\/center>Of course, you\u2019re all<\/strong> eagerly anticipating this week\u2019s latest WYSIWYG Talent Show<\/a> because you know it\u2019s gonna be fantastic as always, right?<\/p>\n

Well, there\u2019s something else you can get excited about: being a glamorous model<\/i> for next month\u2019s all-star, ass-kicking, body-moving, belly-laughing, cringe-inducing, first-anniversary<\/i> WYSIWYG Talent Show: Spawn. Of. Worst. Sex. Ever!!<\/a><\/p>\n

For the show\u2019s promo images, we wanna have a few different versions of a close-up of someone’s face making a horrible reaction in response to something that\u2019s happening \u201cdown there\u201d (ahem). And we want you,<\/i> shameless bloggers of the world, to be included in our gallery of horrors. Here are a couple of examples of what we’re going for:<\/p>\n

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There are two ways you can include yourself in the fun:<\/p>\n

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  1. Come to this week’s show<\/a> and let me take your picture before or after the show. No need to get naked or anything, so don’t be shy.<\/li>\n
  2. Send me your photos!<\/a> (Out-of-towners and foreigners \u2014 I\u2019m talking to you!) Try to get a good reaction shot of yourself (or have someone take it for you), and send me the full-size original image from your camera. I’ll take care of cropping it and getting the color right to match the others.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    I’ll add images to the WYSIWYG web site<\/a> as they come in, and then we’ll include a gallery of all the images on the site and in the show program. C’mon, play along!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Of course, you\u2019re all eagerly anticipating this week\u2019s latest WYSIWYG Talent Show because you know it\u2019s gonna be fantastic as always, right? Well, there\u2019s something else you can get excited about: being a glamorous model for next month\u2019s all-star, ass-kicking, body-moving, belly-laughing, cringe-inducing, first-anniversary WYSIWYG Talent Show: Spawn. Of. Worst. Sex. Ever!! For the show\u2019s … Continue reading “Calling All Top Models!”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultracultural","category-ultraphotographic"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71407,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions\/71407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}