{"id":1301,"date":"2004-12-20T21:52:18","date_gmt":"2004-12-20T21:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2004\/12\/20\/diana_prince_fa\/"},"modified":"2024-11-29T15:28:09","modified_gmt":"2024-11-29T20:28:09","slug":"diana_prince_fa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2004\/12\/20\/diana_prince_fa\/","title":{"rendered":"Diana Prince, Fag Hag"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/ww260_1.jpg\" alt=\"In an apartment building in Greenwich Village\" width=\"150\" height=\"470\" align=\"right\">OK, picture it. It\u2019s 1979 and you\u2019re living in pre-<a title=\"Marketing Crisis on Infinite Earths\" href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/mbrown123\/crisis1.html\">Crisis<\/a> Greenwich Village. You\u2019re a dancer who is, perhaps, a little light in the loafers. Oh, surely no one knows for sure, but there\u2019s something in the way you wear those purple slacks and those neck chains with such flair. Your boyf&#8230;er, your \u201croommate,\u201d Thomas, notices that you have a new neighbor. She\u2019s tall, athletic, and has a gorgeous head of hair like some kind of Greek goddess or something. It\u2019s a shame she wears those dowdy glasses and seems to lose her temper if she can\u2019t find those clunky wristbands of hers, but clearly she has some pizazz. What, she used to be a NASA astronaut trainee but just moved back to New York for some glamorous job at the U.N.? Girl, don\u2019t tell me that bitch has brains as well as a body like that! And single? Jackpot!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, how hard would this rock? Wouldn\u2019t you want to lure her into your web of fabulousness and make her your new best friend? Seriously \u2014 everyone knows what Thomas is up to when he goes for those \u201cwalks\u201d down by the piers, so why shouldn\u2019t you find yourself some sassy lassy to gossip with when you go for a cocktail? Those other queens will be so jealous they\u2019ll scratch your eyes out when you waltz into Studio 54 with this glamazon on your arm! If only she weren\u2019t always disappearing when you least expect it. Doesn\u2019t she know hard many twinky chorus boys you had to flirt with to get those tickets to \u201cA Chorus Line\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/ww260_2.jpg\" alt=\"In an apartment building in Greenwich Village\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><i>(This moment between Diana and Lance taken from<\/i> Wonder Woman <i>#260, 1979)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, picture it. It\u2019s 1979 and you\u2019re living in pre-Crisis Greenwich Village. You\u2019re a dancer who is, perhaps, a little light in the loafers. Oh, surely no one knows for sure, but there\u2019s something in the way you wear those purple slacks and those neck chains with such flair. Your boyf&#8230;er, your \u201croommate,\u201d Thomas, notices &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2004\/12\/20\/diana_prince_fa\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Diana Prince, Fag Hag&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultracomics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1301"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76073,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1301\/revisions\/76073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}