{"id":1294,"date":"2004-12-12T19:20:34","date_gmt":"2004-12-12T19:20:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2004\/12\/12\/happy_goddamn_h\/"},"modified":"2024-11-27T20:10:11","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T01:10:11","slug":"happy_goddamn_h","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2004\/12\/12\/happy_goddamn_h\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Goddamn Holidays."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a title=\"Happy Goddamn Holidays.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wysiwygtalentshow.org\/shows\/121404\/index.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/holidays_promo.jpg\" alt=\"Happy Goddamn Holidays.\" width=\"400\" height=\"550\" \/><\/a><\/center><strong>Hey, kids, sick of the holiday craziness?<\/strong> Worn out from facing the horror of last-minute shopping when you\u2019re already burnt out from work? Dreading another get-together with that branch of the family you never liked? Allergic to egg nog? Sick of hauling out the holly or listening to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.night.net\/kids\/hanukkah-s-dreidel.html\">Dreidel Song<\/a>? Of course you are!<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s why you should be sure to get down to P.S. 122 on Tuesday night for <a title=\"Happy Goddamn Holidays.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wysiwygtalentshow.org\/shows\/121404\/index.html\">Happy Goddamn Holidays.<\/a> \u2014 a Very Musical WYSIWYG. All musical acts, all-fun, all exactly what you need to make through to the end of the season without a meltdown!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, kids, sick of the holiday craziness? Worn out from facing the horror of last-minute shopping when you\u2019re already burnt out from work? Dreading another get-together with that branch of the family you never liked? Allergic to egg nog? Sick of hauling out the holly or listening to the Dreidel Song? Of course you are! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2004\/12\/12\/happy_goddamn_h\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Happy Goddamn Holidays.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultracultural"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1294"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71405,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1294\/revisions\/71405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}