{"id":1188,"date":"2004-06-20T12:18:54","date_gmt":"2004-06-20T12:18:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2004\/06\/20\/stage_fright\/"},"modified":"2024-11-27T19:59:22","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T00:59:22","slug":"stage_fright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2004\/06\/20\/stage_fright\/","title":{"rendered":"Stage Fright"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Sparky<\/a>As I finish up the piece I\u2019ll be reading<\/strong> at the next WYSIWYG Talent SHOW<\/a> (it\u2019s this Tuesday at 7:00 don\u2019t miss it!) I\u2019ve been trying to figure out of I have any stage fright waiting to burst forth and ruin the whole thing for me. I\u2019m not feeling particularly nervous about anything except finishing my essay in time to read it, but since I\u2019m a worrier by nature I\u2019m trying to plan ahead. It\u2019s been about fifteen years or so since the last gasp of my amateur stage career (I quit a voice class in college because of a scheduling problem and have never performed or even tried to carry a tune in public ever since), but I\u2019ve never been prone to much anxiety about giving presentations or wedding toasts or anything, so I\u2019m assuming I\u2019ll be alright.<\/p>\n

As I tried to think back to how I dealt with any stage fright in the past, though, I had a shocking realization: I can\u2019t remember a damn thing about ever being on stage before.<\/p>\n

I never entertained any notions about being an actor or singer, but as a burgeoning young homosexual with an affinity for musicals, I was naturally drawn to opportunities of the school play. I can\u2019t imagine that I was any more than adequate, but nevertheless I took the the plunge into a handful of talent shows, a couple of musicals, a couple of musical reviews, and even a dance recital. Every one of them is a blank for me. I can\u2019t dredge up any firsthand memories of being on stage or even waiting in the wings. I can look at pictures or video footage of those moments, but they don\u2019t inspire any kind of recollection at all. I can recall surrounding circumstances easily enough the time I sang my bit while battling a raging case of strep throat, sneaking up to the lighting booth with Mark to watch a dance number choreographed to a Kraftwerk song, realizing that my body mic was still on as I changed costumes backstage but nothing about the performances themselves is there.<\/p>\n

I suppose this is a side effect of the rush of adreneline required for a pretty shy person to put himself on the line and possibly look like a fool in public. I imagine I was so attuned to the moment and getting through it each time that I was totally focused on what I was doing, leaving no part of my mind free to process and preserve what was going on. It\u2019s a shame, because I can remember that I enjoyed the overall process of putting on a show a lot. Was I any good? Probably not great, but I don\u2019t think I ever messed up or embarrassed myself. Damned if I know, though. Hopefully, I won\u2019t be so narrowly focused on Tuesday, and I\u2019ll be able to hang on to the experience this time. Take some pictures for me, just in case.<\/p>\n

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As I finish up the piece I\u2019ll be reading at the next WYSIWYG Talent SHOW (it\u2019s this Tuesday at 7:00 don\u2019t miss it!) I\u2019ve been trying to figure out of I have any stage fright waiting to burst forth and ruin the whole thing for me. I\u2019m not feeling particularly nervous about anything except finishing … Continue reading “Stage Fright”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultragay","category-ultrapersonal","category-ultraphotographic"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1188"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71397,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1188\/revisions\/71397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}