{"id":1098,"date":"2004-01-26T10:01:23","date_gmt":"2004-01-26T10:01:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2004\/01\/26\/worstsexever\/"},"modified":"2024-11-30T02:07:08","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T07:07:08","slug":"worstsexever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2004\/01\/26\/worstsexever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst.Sex.Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uffish.com\/archives\/007721.html\" ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/worst_sex_big.jpg\" width=\"100%\" height=\"560\"  alt=\"Yes, that&#8217;s Adam's back\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>You know you want it.<\/strong> More importantly, you know how crappy it is when you don&#8217;t get it. Wallow in the <i>schadenfreude<\/i> over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ps122.org\" >P.S. 122<\/a> before Valentine&#8217;s Day comes crashing down on you. Hear some of your favorite blog-types recount their stories (and possibly songs) of their <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.uffish.com\/archives\/007721.html\" >Worst. Sex. Ever.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know you want it. More importantly, you know how crappy it is when you don&#8217;t get it. Wallow in the schadenfreude over at P.S. 122 before Valentine&#8217;s Day comes crashing down on you. Hear some of your favorite blog-types recount their stories (and possibly songs) of their Worst. Sex. Ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultracultural","category-ultraphotographic"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1098"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70516,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1098\/revisions\/70516"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}