{"id":103,"date":"2000-02-14T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-02-14T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/02\/14\/valentines_drea\/"},"modified":"2024-12-01T15:48:09","modified_gmt":"2024-12-01T23:48:09","slug":"valentines_drea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/2000\/02\/14\/valentines_drea\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentine&#8217;s Dread"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I have a ton of work to do<\/strong> and it&#8217;s late and I\u2019m too mopey to do it. But, as with many things, there&#8217;s no choice.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" >\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/img\/necco.jpg\" alt=\"2000 HUGS\" width=\"166\" height=\"216\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>Happy Fuckin&#8217; Valentine&#8217;s Day.<\/strong> sentimental type or not, I hate this day. The pressure is too great, and the reminders to depressing. Screw Cupid, the diaper-wearing freak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a ton of work to do and it&#8217;s late and I\u2019m too mopey to do it. But, as with many things, there&#8217;s no choice. Happy Fuckin&#8217; Valentine&#8217;s Day. sentimental type or not, I hate this day. The pressure is too great, and the reminders to depressing. Screw Cupid, the diaper-wearing freak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ultrapersonal"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69702,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions\/69702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ultrasparky.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}