Get Rich Quick

I think I have a solution to my current financial crisis! Apparently, there’s a growing number of irresponsible morons have started taking Viread, one of my meds, as a party drug, thinking it will prevent HIV infection instead of treating it. So if I can just get over my aversion to total moral bankrupcy I could make a small fortune selling off my three-month supply to these wingnuts. (Well, except for the fact that I need it. Which one would think would be reason enough to remind people they shouldn’t be so goddamn ignorant about the spread of serious illnesses.)

Hmmm, so I guess my conscience and my healthcare regimen make that a pretty bad get-rich-quick(ly) scheme after all. And I think I got rid of the extra Vicodin I had after the Great Appendectomy of Aught-Five. Clearly, I have no future as a dealer of illicit prescription drugs.

6 thoughts on “Get Rich Quick”

  1. “wingnuts”
    xanax does exactly what they tell me it will do. Nothing more
    nothing less
    i will always take a sure bet.
    happy happy happy to you dear sparky!

  2. I’m inclined to think that sticking your head up your ass is just as effective as Viread… which is apparantely what many guys are doing.

  3. Oy. I’ve heard of Sustiva recreationally. But popping Viread is just the dumbest thing I’ve heard.
    Plus, you have to take it with food. Clearly in conflict with the circuit boy MO.

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