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Put a sock in it

Did you ever want to sleep with someone not just because they were good-looking, but just because it would get them to shut the fuck up for a while and stop making you want to stick knitting needles in your eyes? But then you don't really get the chance to sleep with them so they keep talking and it's just like endless nonsensensical noise coming out of their head?

Yeah, I’m obviously too polite for my own good sometimes.

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